Tomorrow's Game(s)

Well, tomorrow is the big double-header against our friends, the KC Royals. Throughout the season, we are 5-6 with them, so my thoughts are as follows:
For the afternoon game (which is the game that was rescheduled from the bridge collapse, for those of you living underneath rocks), my boyfriend Matt Garza is going to have a helluva time. Honestly, he has not been mounting a serious effort lately and I'm hoping that he will turn it around, but I can't say for sure that I think he will. I mean, seriously, his ERA for the last month...well, let's just say it doesn't make my mouth water.
As for the night game, Lauren and I will be in attendance. The Twins have been victorious at every game we've been to this season, so I have no reason to believe we will lose. Then again, Gardy could get drunk on the job and throw Juan Rincon in as a starter. Here's hopin' for good decisions.
If all goes well, we will have pictures, stories, in-depth analysis and suggestions for good spots to drink at the end of the evening.

Top 10 Spread

This is the list of the Top 10 "Most Spreadable Twins Players". For those of you unfamiliar with this concept, when a player is attractive, we tend to say, "I want to spread him on a cracker". With that, I give you the Top 10 Spread.
10. Scott Baker RHP
9. Torii Hunter OF
8. Johan Santana LHP
7. Pat Neshek LHP
6. Joe Nathan RHP
5. Justin "J. Mo" Morneau 1B
4. Garrett Jones OF
3. Jason Bartlett SS
2. Matt Garza RHP
1. Joe Mauer C

This list is based off of sheer appearance, it has nothing to do with stats/performance.