Post Script

Confidential to Lew Ford:

Nicky said that I was a little too harsh in my correspondence to you the other day. My sincerest apologies if my attacks were a bit too ad hominem. In future rants regarding your general crappiness, I will do my best to focus on your baseball skills, and the many ways in which those skills are, at best, sub-par.

However, I would like to throw in a positive note: I like that you wear the short pants. That's a look that I really want to make a comeback (seriously, ask Nicky--I love the short pants and stirrups). Keep on rocking those knickers.

I'm still glad you're no longer a Twin, though.

Whatever,
Lauren