OR: Dear Juan Rincon, I Wish You Were Dead and/or Had Been Traded to Tampa Bay*
*same difference, in my opinion
The opening act, ladies and gentleman!
In this corner: RHP Smilin' Matt Garza, IF Jason Bartlett and prospie RHP Eduardo Morlan.
In the opposite corner: OF Delmon "Batshit Insane" Young, SS Brendan Harris and OF Jason Pridie.
Goodbye and godspeed, Matt Garza! We will miss you and your very happy roster photo.
On an entirely different note: Why, God, why? "The deal had originally been thought to include right-hander Juan Rincon, but after some holdups in the negotiations, it was changed to include Morlan instead."
Maybe the negotiation "holdups" had to do with Juan Rincon totally sucking ass at, you know, baseball.
Just a thought.
(Official Site of the Minnesota Twins: Twins land Young in blockbuster with Rays)
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