Roundin the Bases

So one thing we do in our spare time is expand the "Baseball as Sex" metaphor. Obviously, most people will refer to the various bases and whatnot. However, we've taken it to the extreme. There was one game where J Mo hit a delicious fly to the outfield wall, but it was contestable as either a GR double vs. homerun. Lusty Justy ran to third and then kinda skipped home. Once they ruled it as a double, he just kinda stood on third base and was like "Nuh uh! I'm staying here!" We determined that that was the equivalent of kissing, making out, then oral, then a little sum'in sum'in, but finishing off things in the mouth-al region, if you catch my drift. Just when I thought we were awesome, BLB linked us to this lovely little entry from Epic Carnival. Enjoy.